MY POOL!

I've been busy lately, my pleasant viewers. Um, hm I have been making a swimming pool in my fox hole. I had to dig deep and extend the place, wasting hours of my brecious life, digging, and digging, but it was 100% worth it. Yep. It's finished. It's not quite a pool as much as it is... A HOT SPRING! I know, right, I've been digging, when suddenly hot hot hot water bursts in my face and nearly boils me and almost soakes the whole place, but. It. Is. Comfy. As. Hell. The water is muddy, because I didn't place pool tiles inside, but whatever! Maybe sometime later. THIS IS AWESOME!!

XAXA!!

The Expansion of My Hole

Sorry for not posting in a while. I was... Busy... Well actually cops we're searching all around for me, so I had to cut the wires for internet and electricity. I was in dark for more than a week! But that was ok. I played Skyrim like a geek until my laptop's batteries ran out. Then I just slept. And ate. I had to leave the hole once to get some food. I wore a dirt mask in the store, so that nobody could recognise me. I did get A LOT of wierd looks, but whatever. If I have no friends I STILL HAVE MY PLEASANT SELF! XAXA! But anyways I dug my hole a bit deeper, so now I have a lot more space. Actually I didn't dig it, there was an explosion when I tried to make a meth lab. I'm not really good with making drugs. I'm going to have to make income somehow else. But ANYWAYS I connected the wires back, now that the cops are gone. I also placed my refrigirator in here. And the place is now extended, so I guess I'm going to have to do something with the extra space.

XAXA, See you next time, my pleasant people! Follow me if you wanna know what happens to me next!

My Hideout

So I managed to run away from the cops, and make myself a hideout in the tall gras.... It's kind of... An expended fox hole. It was a fox hole actually. Before I expended it. I am still working on it though. Now I have a table and a chair made of stone in there! I'm planning to make a swimming pool and a meth lab to get things going... But first I have to learn how to make meth... And pool tiles. But I bet you are asking yourself: "But Mark! How can you post this? Do you have internet connection in there or what?!"
Well... Yes... And no. This hideout is not far from my house, so I kind of pulled the ellecricity, cable and internet wires from there.

YES I HAVE A TV IN HERE! XAXA

NOT DOING SO WELL...

Ok. So now I escaped from prison... I'm writting this in the bushes in front of my house. The police are here. Hopefully they don't hear the clicks and presses. The connection is bad here... Why am I writting this now? WHY I DON'T REALLY KNOW! Geesh...

Anyways that is it XAXA!!hzuoisOHSHItiosjevbPOLICEFOUNDM

Prison is FUN!

Hello, My pleasant readers!

Rememer how yesterday I went to prison after going to the groceries? Well... It turns out they have a pretty good Wi-Fi connection here. I have been playing World of Warcraft all day. Luckily I'm in this cell alone. APARENTLY I will be in this hole for a whole year! "Holy baby Moses!" That's what you're saying, right? Well don't worry I will get bored eventually and break out soon. Right after I write a postcard to my mom.

XAXA

Back in Prison

So the other day I was at the groceries, because I wanted to buy me some bullets for my Magnum pistol, that I always carry around with me. So I'm like, searching the whole place, and there is absolutley NO bullets. I went to the store maneger and asked if they had any. He said no. At that point I was really irritated, because shopping is really boring. So I pulled out my magnum, pointed it at the maneger and screamed "Tell me where you have bullets for this pistol or I'll blow you'r freakin' brains out!!" At that he responded by calling the security in a crisis and hid under the table saying "Please dont shoot me..." I wanted to, I already wanted to press the trigger, when suddenly the guards started bunching and draging me and pepper-spraying me. Now I'm in prison, but luckilly they allowed me to take my laptop here. They dont know I have my katana hidden in the battery extension.

XAXA!!

My Introduction

Hell-o, it is me, MISTER MARCUS! XAXA!

 I am making this blog because people think I am crazy, and my behavior often leads to various wierd events and accidents, and one day I will get someone killed. At least that's what the cops told me when they arrested me last week for shooting people with an air piston in their bottoms... Uh, that was fun! And funny! But the arresting part was quite unpleasant. I had to stay in a small locked room with an emotional sociopath for THREE DAYS!!  I tried to get out of there by scrubbing my nail file against teh graitings on the window... But then my fingernail file BROKE!! HOW PREPOSTEROUS! Then I tried to ripp out the socoipath's (his name was Steven) front tooth, so I could scrub THAT against the graitings, but I ended up almost getting killed and I earned myself another day in prison... So ye...

SEE YOU NEXT TIME, MY PLEASANT VIEWERS! XAXA!